Guacamole is a staple around our house, but not just any guacamole. It can't be too avocado-y, or too limey, or too salty, or too bland. It can't be too chunky, the avocados have to be perfectly ripe, and the cilantro can't be too overpowering. (We're borderline psychotic.) But you guys... this guacamole is perfect. Trust me on this.